i have two moods fuck you and whats for dinner
Why does everyone say “house-wife” or “house-husband” when “House-spouse” is not only gender neutral, but also RHYMES?
the prof asks the important questions.
Wait, spouse rhymes with house? I always pronounced it ‘spooze’ in my head /o\ WHY IS YOUR LANGUAGE SO WEIRD!!!
Because English beats up other languages in dark alleys, then rifles through their pockets for loose grammar and spare vocabulary.
water is fucked up because you need it to live and then it drowns you just because it can
*hopes I become rich and famous without putting in effort*
why do they even make underwear with tags??? just to tickle ur buttcrack???? what kind of sick joke is this???????????