Joanne. 19. Canada.
A collection of whatever I like, whatever is on my mind, whatever is in my life. Simple as that.

honeybesweet:

i have two moods fuck you and whats for dinner

(Source: unexceptional, via californiia-englissh)

smokist:

i have been waiting for this photo for years
messyfandom:

the first and last dad joke

pilgrimkitty:

unbucaneve:

jenesaispourquoi:

professorsparklepants:

Why does everyone say “house-wife” or “house-husband” when “House-spouse” is not only gender neutral, but also RHYMES?

the prof asks the important questions.

Wait, spouse rhymes with house? I always pronounced it ‘spooze’ in my head /o\ WHY IS YOUR LANGUAGE SO WEIRD!!!

Because English beats up other languages in dark alleys, then rifles through their pockets for loose grammar and spare vocabulary.

(via take-you-high3r)

cloppinq:

water is fucked up because you need it to live and then it drowns you just because it can

(Source: hamfucker39, via soh0)

lesbianvenom:

seventeen magazine has officially lost it


Pardon

matchless:

*hopes I become rich and famous without putting in effort*

(Source: matchless, via preventinq)

breremma:

why do they even make underwear with tags??? just to tickle ur buttcrack???? what kind of sick joke is this???????????

(via roseyhue)

wander-stars:

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